1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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