PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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