Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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