my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Do plants get herpes?
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