Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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