i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
either way he was missing a nipple.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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