i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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