normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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