marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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