just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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