She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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