wakey wakey hands off snakey
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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