This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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