Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
