Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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