Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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