Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
