I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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