you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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