what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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