The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
