DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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