Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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