I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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