no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Randomize
