Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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