Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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