She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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