so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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