also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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