Fuck appropriateness.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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