Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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