I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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