if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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