I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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