Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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