I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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