I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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