well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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