Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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