so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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