What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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