I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
