That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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