the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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