Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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