So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This baby is an asshole
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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