If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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