Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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