i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
